Transformers 3 Movie Review
OK, since I've got a Transformers animated gif in my profile, I felt like doing a Transformers movie review.
I saw the third one a few weeks ago and here's my review of it.
It sucked. It had some promise when they made Sentinel Prime turn into a bad guy. He was also pretty cool with his sword and shield and I also like his transform mode.
There was also a cool scene where some Decepticon fliers easily shot down some F-18's (I believe they were Hornets).
That's where the coolness ended because everything after that sucked. Beforehand it sucked the way they killed Ironhide and I just hate the method in which they kill the Transformers anyway. Ironhides head falls of and just falls apart like it's so brittle. Shockwave and a bunch of Decepticons got beaten and killed by a bunch of lightly armed humans on foot. Shockwave was further humiliated as Optimus ripped his eye out. Starscream was also killed like a buffoon by a lone human being. An F-22 that transforms into a robot was killed....by a man with a bunch of grenades.
When Optimus was getting his ass kicked by Sentinel he actually says: "Stop! Please!" When the hell did Optimus ever beg for mercy? Optimus does not beg for mercy. If you team up on him like 10:1 then maybe you can beat him and then he'll give you a lecture or talk some smack. Optimus does not beg for mercy unless he's doing it for someone else's sake.
Before then Megatron is letting himself get publicly humiliated by Sentinel Prime and later on feels dejected. That's not Megatron, he doesn't let other people humiliate him.
Then Megatron cripples Sentinel, then come two more weak parts: Megatron is EASILY killed by Optimus in almost one stroke and Optimus EXECUTES Sentinel. Optimus does not execute other robots or humans.
Lastly, it was also pathetic how Soundwave was easily dispatched as well as his somewhat stupid thuggish sadistic personality he was given, none of which is Soundwave's character. It was also dumb that they made laser beak talk.
The movie sucked and paying to watch it on Amazon was a bit of a waste of money in some respects.
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